you are now DEAD
michael jackson jokes
cas you speacial
michal jackson un masked
finaly the mask cums off and he shows the....wait what is he?
THE BOOK
this is the book mike uses to suduce kids but it didnt work
we dont know if that last thing was true but we can wonder lol
the mask?
is this the mask he wore? lol
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has had more noses
What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught on fire?
A: He "Beat-it!"
why did michal jackson go to k-mart
he heard that little boys pants were ''half off''!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Q. when is it time for bed at neverland ranch?
A. when the big hand touches the little hand
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
